It's time I brought back my topic from the old site to the new!

Once upon a _______, I met a _______ who _______ my _______. But when I faced a _______, things turned ugly and it was up to _______ to save the day.

Once upon a summer's eve, I met a dog who licked my butt. But when I faced a troll in the forest, things turned ugly and it was up to me to save the day.

I brought out my trusty ______ and I _______ the troll. It became excited and tried to kill the dog but _______ happened. And I became the hero.

Please fill in the blanks and created your own and follow the story.

I brought out my trusty boomerang and I smacked the troll. It became excited and tried to kill the dog but his internal bleeding happened. And I became the hero.

When I _____ the _____ I decided to _____ . Of course then a _____ from _____ attacked and I had no choice. I had to _____.

When I stared at the cumpuat I decided to sniff it. Of course a giant platypus from oz attacked and I had no choice. I had to clog dance.

It _______ at me and I thought I had a _______. Is it my ______? It ________ my purple cucumber. But...

It mocked at me and I thought I had a bun. Is it myway ofwalking? It nomed my purple cucumber. But...

it____and i was all like______, but then i remembered_____ so i wont home and....

It durped and I was all like GEE, but then I remembered my sea lion so I went home and...

I jumped on my _____ then rode off to ______ and discovered that _____.....

I jumped on my Pidgy then rode off to The Walrus's House and discovered that he had unpaid gambling debt and.....

thats when____So i hightailed it outta there and____ , then I met____.....

...That's when I lost my shoes. So I hightailed it outta there and stole some pancakes , then I met Twizzler Witches of south Compton.....

And they ___ with their ___ while I screamed "____," but it was okay because I _______....

And they was like Boo! with their Twizzlers while I screamed "Booyeah!!!," but it was okay because I taken Hostage by....

____, BUT THEN,____and so____...

..a gang of Oompa-Loompas, BUT THEN, threw me into a whirlpool of pudding and so I..

was sucked into ______ and I met a ____.

Was sucked into a black hole and I met a person was ur motha!!
But it was _____ and I ________, so she went _______ to…

But it was an alien and I was half rock, so she went down to
the_______ to ______ and eat________ for _________

... the strip club to dance and eat chicken wings for dinner,
but security threw her out when she _____ with a _______ a took a ______ with my _______

but security threw her out when she slept with a blindman, who took a bottle of viagra with my brother. So naturally I then______ and ran off with the ______ into a ________