Granted, but everytime you erase, it tears and leaves dark grey marks.

I wish my clothes were clean.

Granted but they're all the same color and smell of carrots

I wish I had contacts

Granted, but they irritate your eyes like crazy and constantly fall out.

I wish I had pink hair

granted, but it....oh no! it's on your skin and permanent! crap!

i wish i....knew what i wanted to wish for.

Granted. But now you've already used your wish.

I wish I had ice cream.

Granted but it's made out of salt.

I wish I had a pair of working headphones.

Granted, but now they are too loud and you can't turn down the volume so you go deaf and you can no longer listen to music. Sad Day.

I wish I could get myself to go to sleep before 3 am.

Granted but nao you wake up at 3am. (Like I do. =__=)

I wish I had a sammich~

Granted but now you have a stomach ache and it won't go away.

I wish I could go to sleep faster.

Granted, but now you're constnatly falling asleep at random.

I wish I had a puppy

granted, it's a pit bull named "pain" and he's hungry for human meat.

i wish people would stop giving me dark chocolate every friggin year for my birthday.

granted, now you get nothing :D

i wish i had more money~!

Granted but it's in a bank account you won't have access to until you're eighty years old.

I wish I didn't fail so hard at making caramel apples.

granted, you can make caramel apples...now you are obsessed with caramelizing everything.

i wish i didn't have such a massive appetite for....everything.

Granted and now you never feel like eating and you get sick because you don't eat anything.

I wish I didn't have a tummy ache.

granted, the ache leaves your stomach and enters your head.

i wish i had an airzooka so i could get my friend's attention. chop chop. gimme nao.

Granted, but you have no ammo for your airzooka.

I wish I had MUCH stronger magnets for my Gauss cannon xD

Granted. The magnets are so strong that they attract ALL metal around you, including cars.

I wish my hair was prettier.

Granted but now you have crazy spiral hair that kills everyone and you can't control it like in the manga.

I wish at least one person understood the reference I was trying to make. >x<

Granted. But now they stalk you for your references.

I wish I remembered my math homework earlier.