Granted, but every other room dirty'd themselves. ;D

I wish my order would arrive sooner. o3o

Granted, but it comes broken and won't send you a new one.

I wish I had done my homework.

granted but it's for the wrong class and therefore you get an F.

i wish teenagers could become mature faster D<

Granted but their life just goes by faster and so they die when they're thirty. Good job lowering the average age of human kind. >x<

I wish that I wasn't so bad at time.

Granted, but now you're bad at space.

I wish that tonight...I win the poker game =D

Granted, but you own a losers poker game, where winners lose

I wish....I had money

Granted. It's all counterfeit and you get arrested.

I wish I could go to the West Phoenix meet up.

granted, but a cyberstalker finds this out, gets all your information, meets you there, kidnaps you, and traps you inside a basement with nothing to eat except escargot. sorry.

i wish the internet in my bedroom started working.

Granted. You get hacked and your computer gets flooded with trojans and malware so you have to get the hard drive wiped.

I wish my allergies would go away.

Granted but now everyone else in the world has allergies and it's your fault.

I wish I had fabric for my Johnny cosplay.

Granted but it's all itchy. :p

I wish everyone in the world was nice to each other.

Granted but it's because everyone except one narcissist dies so he's the only one left in the world.

I wish that there were more Arizona anime conventions for me to cosplay too. >3

Granted, but you never get your cosplays done on time.

I wish I didn't have a papercut on my thumb.

Granted, but you get a worse papercut on your other thumb.

I wish my final exams were done.

Granted and you've failed all of them.

I wish that the word "Puffy" didn't attract my attention so well in the ads.

Granted; now every other word grabs your attention.

I wish I didn't have a sore on my lip.

Granted, its on your nose.

I wish I had moremoney to buy cosplay supplies tonight~

granted, you got more $$$...in monopoly dollars

i wish english class would be over.

Granted but now you have to go to an even more bleh class like history~

I wish that I could be home working on costumes right nao.

your wish is granted but you fabric has holes in it.

I wish I had more drawing paper..