Granted. That seems like punishment enough.

I wish I could do a Working cosplay one of these days. <3

Granted, but nobody likes it and you feel bad and rip all of your cosplay up.

I wish I were like James Bond.

Granted. Oh look, you are surrounded by ninjas and other bad guys. And no weapon. BACKFIRE!

I wish I could become an Arrancar... or else just find someone to help me with my Arrancar mask for Con.

Granted, but you don't have the spiritual power to be an Arrancar. When someone helps you make the mask, you lose it, then find it on the day of the con only to see it is broken into tiny pieces.

I wish that I actually do well this semester ><

(Ps. James Bond could get out of that no problem. Roger Moore rules ;3)

Granted but you only do well in getting straight Ds.

I wish I had more sailor moon collectibles.

Granted, but a mixup in the factory sent you the collectables based on this lesser-known addition to the sailor moon family

i wish i could turn invisible :O

Granted but you're blind, deaf, mute and invisible so you don't know where you are and you can't ask for help.

I wish that I had a Sailor Bubba figurine. O: That'd be awesome.

Granted, but you now have no friends.

I wish this stupid sickness would go away so I can work on my music again D<

Granted but one of the after effects of the medicine you take for your sickness makes you lose your hearing.

I wish I had a delicious sammich~

Granted, but you aren't hungry and the sammich gets rotten.

I wish I could teleport o.o;

(pssst. Beethoven was deaf ;3)

Granted, but you have no control over the "when and where" of this new ability of yours.

I wish i could stop being invisible now (lol)

Granted but you're still deaf and mute and blind.

I wish for more desu.

granted but now you have a bad stutter.

i wish i could see the taste that is cinnamon toast crunch.

granted, but nobody believes you and you're put inside an insane asylum.

I wish there were more books on Norse Mythology.

Granted but they become topic conversation for gangsters and rappers so walking down the street you hear "Man Thor was real G! Pumpin down da lightning with his fucking Gangsta hammer! Fo real dawg"

I wish I didn't have "I want to be a Hero" stuck in my head.

Granted, but now the barney is stuck in your head and it won't leave.

I wish college was free.

Granted but the education is terrible and you don't learnanything.

I wish I had a wig for my Kakyoin cosplay.

Granted...but then it got eaten...by..er..someone..

I wish I knew who ate Muffin's wig O:

Granted. YOU ate the wig and now have to pay her back for it.

I wish I hadn't missed my final today.

Granted but you missed every question anayways.

I wish Kitchens cleaned themselves.